dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ? sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi

Mom: Where are you off to now? Son: I am gonna join the army. Mom:But legally you are only an infant. Son: That is all right, I am going to join the infantry.

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE? BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn 11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI, BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA K LiGhT JaNe Ka PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->

The Dentist To The Little Kid ... ''What Kind Of Filling Would You Like For Your Tooth ? '' ''Choclate, Please,''... Kid Replies Innocently... ;->

Barish sE Bachnay K Liay Do Bachay HalL Me Ghus Gaye, Wahan Modren Art Ki Numaish Ho Rahi tHi, Jesay Hi eK BachAy kI NaZr tAsveEr pEr Pari, Wo Dosray Se BoLa.. "Chalo yahAn sE Bhag Chlain, Kahin Log Ye Na KahAin k Tasveer Hum Ne Khrab Ki Hai"

Bacha, shop kaper se: 1 rupe wali boll kitne ki hai, Shop keper be-kheali me 2 rupe ki,